Reason #143 Why Amy Should Be Kept Far Away From Livestock Clippers

This is Blondie. She is a rather melancholy Newfoundland who likes to play with fireworks that we got from the pound last year.




This is her again, except that now she looks like a warthog. You know, it's remarkably difficult to give a dog a mohawk. You can also see Woodrow in the background. I like him. He's my buddy.



And this is the bag of hair which I believe could be used to reconstruct a whole new dog.

Is anyone else really entertained?